Sofa King Soft - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Bold black block text below

Bold black block text below reads "I'M BAKING YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES

turning a simple game into a social institution

A go to staple for many kids of the 80s

and you wave from the driveway without making prolonged eye contact

Dark maroon Gothic blackletter text below reads "German Sausage Jokes Are Just The Wurst

Sofa King Soft - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Bold black block text belowSofa King Soft is the only furniture brand that gets funnier the faster you say it out loud at a family gathering. Plausible deniability has never had better vintage branding. The Details: A vintage mid century advertising illustration depicts a crowned man reclining on a sofa, smoking a pipe and reading a newspaper, beside distressed white handwritten text reading "Since 1959." Large bold serif block letters below read "SOFA KING" with a hand brushed